"Let me say unequivocally that I hated this book. Further, if you vote for me I will fight to protect all Americans' rights to blame all of their troubles and shortcomings on those around them."
-John Mate-Head Kerry

"Spike should be ashamed of himself for the way he makes mockery of such hallowed traditions as PROTRAMID, Professional Competency Review and Service Selection. Is he still subject to the MHP?

- Lt Wabbit, Company Officer

"I recommend this book to everyone. In fact, I recommend buying multiple copies of this classic of American Literature. This might be the best book that I have ever written... ummm.. I mean READ.

- name withheld by request

"I couldn't read all the big words, but I shore loved lookin' at all the funny pitchers."

-George W.